Best Kleenex Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Après tout, on vit à l'époque des Kleenex. On fait avec les gens comme avec les mouchoirs, on froisse après usage, on jette, on en prend un autre, on se mouche, on froisse, on jette. Tout le monde se sert des basques du voisin.”

Quotes Science Fiction Ray Bradbury Citations Fahrenheit 451 Kleenex

Book:Fahrenheit 451

Source: Fahrenheit 451

“After applying foundation and a little blush, dust your face with translucent powder, then mist skin with a rosewater spray and lay a Kleenex over for a second. It makes your face seem flawless in a way that looks as if you aren't wearing any makeup.”

Ifs Way Looks Littles Seems Faces Skins Foundation Lays Dust Makeup Your Face Mist Spray Powder Flawless Kleenex

Author:Liv Tyler

“I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.”

Knows Learning Factories Kleenex

Author:Anne, Princess Royal

“I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.”

Humor Funny Funeral Cocky Kleenex

Author:Mike Birbiglia

“I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex. God is a poisoned sea, with broken syringes washing up on the beach. God is shopping malls stretching to the horizon and warplanes in the sky. God is a flat tire in a rainstorm and beer cans in the ditch, a bottle shattered on a highway and the taste of gunmetal in your mouth.”

Prayer Sea Sky Broken Comfort Taste Mouths Beer Beach Flats Horizon Bottles Shopping Tire Highways Washing Shattered Stretching Futility Malls Rainstorms Flat Tires Kleenex

Author:Tim Farrington

“The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.”

Earth Used Universe Kleenex

Author:Colin Quinn

“Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex.”

Ifs Want Nations Taste Bread Often Is Kleenex

Author:Julia Child

“[With "Summer Sisters" the publisher] sent me on a big book tour. And it was the most wonderful professional experience of my life. I mean it was like Kleenex on every table wherever I was, friends patting friends on the back and they'd cry and I'd cry.”

Mean Book Bigs Wonderful Cry Summer Tables Publishers Big Book Kleenex Professional Experience

Author:Judy Blume

“I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start thinking I'm incredibly cool, the packet of Kleenex in my back pocket brings me right back down to earth.”

Thinking Long I Can Earth Remember House Left Havens Pockets Down To Earth Kleenex

Author:Josh Radnor

“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”

Ifs Nations Food Taste Bread Funny Food Great Food Fun Food Baking Bread Kleenex

Author:Julia Child

“Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.”

Heart Said Stuff Months Ten Picks Assuming Forgotten Chocolate Rats Bucks Purses Amen Heart Attack Kleenex

Book:Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer

Source: Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer

“Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork, stop going out drinking with your friends on a Saturday night, stop accepting starring roles in theater productions, and stop doing everything besides sitting here by my side and passing me Kleenex and aspirin while I lie and creak and cry and drown myself and you in my misery.”

Source: Prozac Nation: Young and Depressed in America

“-“Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.” -"There he goes again. I’m telling you, Danny Elfman would love to get hold of those lines." -"Not John Williams?" -"If you’ve got some hopelessly overmatched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Newman. But if you want creepy atmospherics and spine-shivering chords to back up your casual death threats, you gotta bring in Danny Elfman.”

People Ifs Want Needs Guy Song Fighting Evil Lines Type Hero Threat Boxes Chords Casual Creepy Spine Interrupted Randy Newman Fighting Evil Kleenex

Author:Kevin Hearne

“good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true.”

Next Drag Baskets Toss Kleenex

Book:Lover Reborn: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood

Source: Lover Reborn: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood

“Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.”

Looks Arms Weak Presses Ugly Checks Look Up Pens Loser Benches Lame Wikipedia Leo Valdez Nymphs Narcissus Kleenex

Author:Rick Riordan

“It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!”

Holy Noses Jam Robins Strawberries Ryodan Kleenex

Book:Iced: Fever Series

Source: Iced: Fever Series

“I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment.”

Moments Comedy Reaching Right Moment Kleenex

Author:Nick Cave

“But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.”

Sometimes Boxes Trapped Helpless Kitten Fangirl Kleenex

Book:Fangirl

Source: Fangirl

“Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.”

Men Love Should Funny Strong Humorous Dating Clue Break Up Funny Relationship Disposable Anti Love Funny Anti Love Kleenex

Author:Cher

“If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?”

Ifs God Religion Next Atheism Humorous Profound Pops Insane There Is No God Kleenex

Author:Art Hoppe