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Quote by Colin Quinn

“The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.”

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Colin Quinn, born on June 6, 1959, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his humorous style and insightful commentary on social phenomena and everyday life, Quinn has won the hearts of audiences worldwide. more

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