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Famous Dave Chappelle Quotes
“A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.”
“I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.”
“Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.”
“New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.”
“Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.”
“Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.”
“I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.”
“All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.”
“I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.”
“Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.”
“It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.”