“Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!”
Quote by Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle, born on August 24, 1973, is an influential American comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Chappelle's comedy works cover a wide range of topics, from race and culture to politics, and have won him a dedicated fan base. more
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