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Famous Dave Chappelle Quotes
“Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.”
“New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.”
“Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.”
“You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.”
“I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.”
“You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.”
“I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!”
“What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.”