“The girl says "Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!" Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me saying, "Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!" "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!" See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.”
Quote by Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle, born on August 24, 1973, is an influential American comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Chappelle's comedy works cover a wide range of topics, from race and culture to politics, and have won him a dedicated fan base. more
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