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Famous Dave Chappelle Quotes
“You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.”
“The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.”
“I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.”
“I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.”
“If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.”
“The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.”
“I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.”
“I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.”
“You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.”
“Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.”
“I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.”
“I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.”
“Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.”
“I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!”
“Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.”
“No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.”
“What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.”