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“I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.”

Quote by Dave Chappelle

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Dave Chappelle, born on August 24, 1973, is an influential American comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Chappelle's comedy works cover a wide range of topics, from race and culture to politics, and have won him a dedicated fan base. more

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