Best Ganja Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Things happen for a reason. I believe that. For instance, I masturbated moments ago and now I’m searching for a reason…beyond the obvious.”

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Author:A.K. Kuykendall

“Only those who’re high on the herb can truly appreciate Marley. Lean back, enjoy life and really listen to him. '…every little thing gonna be alright…”

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Author:A.K. Kuykendall

“I present a full proof method for discovering whether or not your being a writer, a natural wordsmith, is your gift or just your talent. Get high! If it is your gift, you'll know. Better you find this out first then the reading public.”

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Author:A.K. Kuykendall

“A great writer is a blitzed illusionist of portable magic. You're welcome.”

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Author:A.K. Kuykendall

“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.”

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Author:Jack Herer

“The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prisons and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous.”

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Author:Jack Herer

“We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption.”

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Author:John Adams

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

“Religion is the opium of the masses.”

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Author:Karl Marx

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

“If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.”

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Author:Kerry Thornley

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed. Nowhere is this more clear than in the laws against possession of marijuana in private for personal use... Therefore, I support legislation amending Federal law to eliminate all Federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to one ounce [28g] of marijuana.”

“If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.”

“Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.”

“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

“When you smoke (ganja) you don't want to war.”

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Author:Bob Marley

“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast”

“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it, and I didnt inhale, and I never tried again.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it”

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Author:Jennifer Aniston

“Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana. We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.”

“Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself”

Source: White House Diary

“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”

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Author:Willie Nelson

“Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.”

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Author:Katt Williams

“Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.”

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Author:Frances M. Young

“Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.”

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Author:Thomas Jefferson

“A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.”

“Casual drug users should be taken out and shot.”

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Author:Daryl Gates

“But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.”

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Author:Bob Dylan

“I experimented with marijuana a time or two.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“Never give up the ganja.”

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Author:Morgan Freeman

“I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.”

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Author:Billie Joe Armstrong

“Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.”

Source: The World As I See It

“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.”

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Author:Melissa Etheridge

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