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“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”

Quote by Craig Kilborn

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Craig Kilborn, born on August 24, 1962, is an American actor known for his roles in various television series and films, renowned for his unique acting style and sense of humor. more

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