“I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.”
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Bruce Baum
Born on March 18, 1951, Bruce Baum is a renowned comedian. His career began in the 1970s, and he gained widespread recognition for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Baum is known for his profound insights into everyday life and his satirical commentary on social phenomena. more
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