“I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.”
Quote by Simon Munnery
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Simon Munnery
Simon Munnery is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born in 1967, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Munnery has gained recognition for his stage shows, television appearances, and radio programs, which often use satire and humor to explore social and political issues. more
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