“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”
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Famous Jane Wagner Quotes
“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”
“What you try to bury just ends up burying you.”
“I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.”
“Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?”
“Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.”
“... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.”
“I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.”
“Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.”
“To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.”
“Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.”
“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”
“A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?”
“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”
“What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.”
“The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.”
“When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.”
“It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”
“I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.”
“Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.”
“People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.”
“If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?”
