“It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.” IfsThinkingWantAmbitionAmbitious Author:Jane Wagner
“To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.” ThinkingIndustryConceptsGarmentsChildbirthHandyZippers Author:Jane Wagner
“Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?” ThinkingI CanNaturalDrugAccidentsFreakChildbirthNatural Childbirth Author:Jane Wagner
“Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.” PeopleThinkingGivingOur FamilyFlu Book:My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann Source: My Life, So Far: By Edith Ann
“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.” ThinkingHandsRealityThreeSpaceViewsPiecesMethodCrowdsSuitsPrimitiveAbsurdityDressed UpMy SpaceChum Author:Jane Wagner
“If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.” IfsThinkingShouldIdeasWould BeEvolutionSurvivalSaltWorth ItSomething BetterSurvival Of The FittestWittiest Author:Jane Wagner
