Best Dumpsters Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“You see, even though back then Barack was a Senator and a presidential candidate... to me, he was still the guy who'd picked me up for our dates in a car that was so rusted out, I could actually see the pavement going by through a hole in the passenger side door... he was the guy whose proudest possession was a coffee table he'd found in a dumpster, and whose only pair of decent shoes was half a size too small.”

“I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.”

Ifs Shows Wish Rooms Tvs Window Paris Hotel Towers Tv Shows Egypt Garbage Monument Pyramids Alleys Hotel Rooms Eiffel Tower Eiffel Dumpsters Back Alleys

Author:Gilbert Gottfried

“I can't handle the paparazzi. They're everywhere. One of them was in a dumpster trying to take my photo the other day. It was crazy!”

Trying I Can Crazy Handle Paparazzi Dumpsters

Author:Zac Efron

“America's dumpsters should not be better fed than its people.”

People Should America Feds Dumpsters

Author:Dan Glickman

“Each year-in the fields, commercial kitchens, markets, stores, and restaurants-millions of pounds of food go to waste... We need to find ways to get this food into the mouths of the hungry and not into the mouth of the dumpster.”

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Author:Dan Glickman

“I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.”

Two Humor Kids Funny House Paper Routes Dumpsters

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.”

Looks Humor Funny Parenthood Like Something Planned Parenthood Dumpsters

Author:Jim Norton

“I like this idea of generation after generation helping children on the streets, kids who have run away fleeing violence. I like the whole idea of opening arms for children who have nowhere else to go, sleeping by dumpsters.”

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Author:Laura Bush

“We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.”

Ifs Thinking Want Firsts Helping Sex Black Animal Bears Behavior Incentives Stimulus Diving Dumpsters

Author:Adam Carolla

“And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on your side. The person talking to you has no clue. They're just rambling on and on. You've got your finger jammed in your ear, you're shushing people on the streets. You're ducked behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new hair cut. What about the bangs are they shorter?! Are the bangs shorter?! The bangs!”

People Knows Persons Sides Behinds Talking Cutting Streets Hair Conversation Ears Fingers Clue Bangs Your Side Reception Cellphone Rambling Hair Cut Dumpsters

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“Allow me to introduce myself. I am a traitor and an idiot. Also, my mother should have aborted me and left me in a dumpster, but since she didn't, I should 'off' myself.”

Should Mother Left Steps Written Should Have Response Idiot League Mail Introducing Discourse Columns Traitor Selected Suggesting Palin Nuggets Public Discourse Dumpsters

Author:Kathleen Parker

“The Republican Party is officially a dumpster fire.”

Party Fire Republican Republican Party Dumpsters

Author:Chris Hayes

“A Republican primary race that has for months alternated between spectacle and abomination has over the past 20th hours ignited into a raging, full-blown dumpster fire. One stoke by a group of men who hope to become the most powerful person in the world.”

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Author:Chris Hayes

“Putting a bomb in a dumpster or putting it with a timer by a race, it is not the kind of - similar to the attacks that we've seen where people open fire with assault rifles and things like that.”

People Kind Race Fire Bombs Assault Rifles Timer Dumpsters Assault Rifles

Author:Richard Engel

“If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New York for a while [it will make people sick].”

People Ifs Streets New York Drug Sick Turkeys Refrigerators Dumpsters

Author:Alton Brown

“Oracle, for example, has even hired people to dumpster dive for information about its competitor, Microsoft. It's not even illegal, because trash isn't covered by data secrecy laws.”

People Law Information Example Data Illegal Covered Competitors Trash Secrecy Microsoft Oracles Dumpsters

Author:Kevin Mitnick

“The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany, four girls went into a dumpster so they could sneak into the building. They climbed in and hid. When the guys working on the truck started getting the garbage they found them straight away. It was crazy.”

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Author:Justin Bieber

“I miss that time. The cities back then, just after the forests died, were full of wonders, and you'd stumble on them--these princes of the air on common rooftops--the rivers that burst through the city streets so they ran like canals--the rabbits in parking garages--the deer foaling, nestled in Dumpsters like a Nativity.”

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Author:Matthew Tobin Anderson

“I feel moderately bad about this whole thing. On the one hand, I am providing myself with urgently required survival skills. Other lessons in this series include Shoplifting, Beating People Up, Picking Locks, Climbing Trees, Driving, Housebreaking, Dumpster Diving, and How to Use Oddball Things like Venetian Blinds and Garbage Can Lids as Weapons. On the other hand, I’m corrupting my poor innocent little self. I sigh. Somebody’s got to do it.”

Source: The Time Traveler's Wife

“If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand.”

Ifs Pieces Waste Dumpsters

Book:Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

Source: Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

“Jace: "I guess we better move the trash. We can start with the Dumpster," looking unenthusiastic. Clary: "You'd rather face a ravening horde of demons, wouldn't you?" Jace: "At least they wouldn't be crawling with maggots. Well, not most of them, anyway. There was this one demon, once, that I tracked down to the sewers under Grand Central--" Clary: "Don't. I'm not really in the mood right now." Jace: "That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me." Clary: "Stick with me and it won't be the last.”

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Author:Cassandra Clare

“Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.”

Kind Funny Girl Realizing Behinds Worst Baby Behavior Adults Female Thirds Leaving Feminist Witty Sabotage This Girl Bossypants Dumpsters

Book:Bossypants

Source: Bossypants

“Together we made our way from the service entrances in back to the front, Jenks shedding clothes and handing them to me to stuff in my bag every few yards. It was terribly distracting, but I managed to avoid running into the Dumpsters and recycling bins.”

Way Made Running Together Stuff Fronts Clothes Bags Yards Entrances Recycling Dumpsters

Author:Kim Harrison

“I found him in a Dumpster one day when he was a kitten and he promptly adopted me. Despite my struggles, Mister had been an understanding soul, and I eventually came to realize that I was a part of his little family, and by his gracious consent was allowed to remain in his apartment. Cats. Go figure.”

Littles Soul Found Understanding Realizing Struggle Figures One Day Cat Despite Apartment Consent Adopted Gracious Kitten My Struggle Dumpsters

Book:Fool Moon: Book two of The Dresden Files

Source: Fool Moon: Book two of The Dresden Files

“Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in.”

Guy Sweet Climbs Garbage Dumpsters Sweet Talk

Author:Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“It's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going on, it was hard not to take notice of this: he wore only his underpants and his socks and shoes. ...I don't think I hid my staring very well either. "Go ahead and change," Stephen said, handing me the bag. "I'll go and get the car." "Please be quick," Callum added. "This is not as fun as it appears.”

Thinking Wells Said Hard Fun Voice Behinds Car Please Shoes Staring Bags Thank God Sock Dumpsters Underpants

Author:Maureen Johnson

“Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's big glass vitrine holding a rotting cow's head covered by maggots and swarms of buzzing flies may be pretty unsellable. Until the artist becomes a star. Then he can sell anything he touches .”

May Ends Bigs Young Artist Stars Ambition Sells Glasses Selling Covered Cows Ambitious Debut Rotting Swarms Warehouse Young Artists Maggots Dumpsters

Book:My Name is Charles Saatchi and I Am an Artoholic

Source: My Name is Charles Saatchi and I Am an Artoholic

“I love a film where I get squished by two dumpsters or I fly through the air.”

Two Film Air Dumpsters

Author:Alan Cumming

“It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.”

Morning Five Clock Dumpsters

Author:Robin Williams

“Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."”

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Author:Robin Williams

“I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'”

Knows Way Humor Funny Causes Fishes Smell Hey Chickens Do You Know Vegetarian Disgusting Strict Beef Pork Dumpsters

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“You know the block was ill as a youngster Every night it was like a, cop would get killed body found in the dumpster”

Knows Body Night Found Ill Block Every Night Cop Youngsters Dumpsters

Author:Nas