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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”

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Book:The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...
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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

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Author:Isaac Asimov
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“While it may not heighten our sympathy, wit widens our horizons by its flashes, revealing remote hidden affiliations and drawing laughter from far afield; humor, in contrast, strikes up fellow feeling, and though it does not leap so much across time and space, enriches our insight into the universal in familiar things, lending it a local habitation and a name.”

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Author:Marie Taylor Collins Swabey
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