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“The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.”
“If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.”
“Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.”
“If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!”
“2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.”
“Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.”
“I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.”
“I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".”
“The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.”