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“And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.”
“I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.”
“Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.”
“A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."”
“If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?”
“When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.”
“Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?”
“Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.”
“Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?”
“My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.”
“Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.”