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“Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!”
“I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.”
“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.”
“Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.”
“Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.”
“All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.”
“When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.”
“Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.”
“It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.”
“Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.”
“We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!”