“We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!” PeopleStillsHumorFunnyHalfGoneBaseball Author:Jerry Coleman
“McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.” HumorFunnyMissingBaseballSwings Author:Jerry Coleman
“There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.” HumorFunnyWallBaseballBallsRolling Author:Jerry Coleman
“If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.” IfsFirstsHumorFunnyOughtBaseballRoseCementBronze Author:Jerry Coleman
“It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.” HumorFunnyLeftFieldsBaseballLegsLeft Field Author:Jerry Coleman
“Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.” HumorFunnyYoungLike YouRight NowBaseballPitching Author:Jerry Coleman
“Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.” WellsPlayShowsHumorFunnyBaseballRacingGlovesInexperience Author:Jerry Coleman