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“The American's head are on their chins a little bit at the moment”
“The Kenyans haven't done much in the last two games, in fact they haven't competed since 1972”
“The Games have been decimated. If you take away the Eastern Bloc, you take away 50% of the medals”
“I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.”
“Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier”
“And the mile once again becomes the focal point where it's always been”
“I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.”
“Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.”
“If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.”
“Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.”
Source: A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman
“Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.”
Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.”
Source: I KID YOU NOT
“The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.”
Source: I KID YOU NOT
Source: I KID YOU NOT
Source: I KID YOU NOT
Source: Holidays in Hell
“I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.”
Source: Dave Barry's History of the Millennium (So Far)
“Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.”