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“Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.”
“I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it”
“The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.”
“Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.”
“It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.”
“By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.”
“If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.”
“You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!”
“If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.”
“I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.”
“There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.”
“An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.”
“I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.”
“Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.”