Best Kfc Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Ain’ no Black people need no therapists, ’cause we don’ be havin’ those mental issues. OCD, ADD, PTSD, and all those other acronyms they be comin’ up with every day. I’m tellin’ you, the only acronyms Black folk need help with is the NYPD, FBI, CIA, KKK, and KFC, ’cause I know they be puttin’ shit in those twelve-piece bucket meals to make us addicted to them. All that saturated fat, sodium.”

Racism Therapy African Americans Blacks Police Brutality Chicken Fried Chicken Kfc Kentucky Fried Chicken

Book:Black Buck

Source: Black Buck

“She serves us, pouring the iced tea into red plastic cups, piling chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, and a couple of biscuits each onto our plates. It's an almost entirely brown meal. Mama would say it needs a colorful vegetable to complete it, but brown or not, it tastes good. Salty and hot, except for the tea of course, which is cold and sweet.”

Fried Chicken Mashed Potatoes Kfc Picnic

Book:A Place at the Table

Source: A Place at the Table

“What KFC does to 750 million chickens each year is not civilized or acceptable, and you can help change that. Cruelty is cruelty, and KFC is being cruel in the extreme. I am calling for a boycott of all KFC restaurants until my friends at PETA tell me that you have agreed to be kinder in your practices.”

Years Doe Helping Practice Millions Calling My Friends Extremes Cruelty Restaurants Chickens Civilized Acceptable Kinder Boycott Peta Kfc

Author:Pamela Anderson

“As you may know, KFC is under worldwide pressure to eliminate its cruelest abuses of chickens, such as cutting the beaks off baby birds; breeding chickens to grow so large, so quickly that many suffer crippling injuries; and slitting the birds' throats or dropping them into tanks of scalding-hot water while they are still alive and able to feel pain.”

Knows Feels May Stills Able Pain Suffering Grows Water Cutting Alive Baby Bird Abuse Pressure Hot Injury Chickens Throat Dropping Tanks Breeding Hot Water Beaks Kfc

Author:Pamela Anderson

“KFC is not black owned, but it sure knows to market heavily to African Americans - obviously hoping we won-t care about what they do the underdog, or in this case, the underchicken - So, if KFC wants to take our money and use it to pay for sloppy practices that hurt animals?I say we send them a message that this is not going to happen. I-m calling on people to boycott KFC until they adopt animal welfare systems recommended by PETA and until they stop the worst abuses of the birds they raise for their restaurants.”

“I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.”

I Can Body Kings Chocolate Pizza Mcdonalds Hamburgers Burgers Burger King Kfc

Author:Rain

“If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.”

Ifs Ideas Humor Might Funny Courses Meals Redneck Buckets You Might Be A Redneck If Kfc

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“People are drawn to radical Islam because they feel their traditional ways of life threatened by the influx of KFC and Hollywood movies and the like.”

People Way Feels Hollywood Islam Traditional Radical Threatened Hollywood Movies Radical Islam Kfc

Author:Franklin Foer

“Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.”

Customers Chickens Kentucky Fried Chicken Kfc

Author:Jay Leno

“The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they said. It's a big story, yeah. Yeah, that request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC.”

Said Stories Bigs Government Dangerous Drug Research Yeah Marijuana They Said Federal Government Request Kfc Dangerous Drugs

Author:Conan O'Brien

“If India is an emerging economy with millions of new consumers, sell them the Volvo. Sell them the Cielo car. Sell them whatever you can, hamburgers and KFCs. Its the middle classes who have moved into being able to own a car, a refrigerator. For them there is this mantra that the General Electric refrigerator is better than some other model, that the Cielo car is fancier than the Ambassador.”

“There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.”

Men Reason Death Business Humorous No Reason Imperfection Cemetery Kfc

Author:Colonel Sanders

“Think of the beginning of the story of the beginning of everything: Adam (without Eve and without divine guidance) names the animals. Continuing his work, we call stupid people bird-brained, cowardly people chickens, fools turkeys. Are these the best names we have to offer? If we can revise the notion of women coming from a rib, can’t we revise our categorizations of the animals that, draped with barbecue sauce, end up as the ribs on our dinner plates — or for that matter, the KFC in our hands?”

“You can’t. He has it shielded. Besides, he’s a god and can be a nasty one if you upset him. You try popping into any place where his beloved wife is and you’ll get fried faster than chicken at KFC. He doesn’t have a sense of humor when it comes to her. So wipe the frown off your face before you hurt her feelings and get gutted for it. (Phobos)”

Ifs Trying Feelings Faces Hurt Wife Faster Beloved Upset Chickens Sense Of Humor Your Face Nasty Wipe Popping Kfc Beloved Wife

Book:Dream Warrior

Source: Dream Warrior

“You got to like your work. You have got to like what you are doing, you have got to be doing something worthwhile so you can like it - because it is worthwhile, that it makes a difference, don't you see?”

Motivational Motivation Passion Differences Work Like You Making A Difference Worthwhile Doing You Colonels Kfc

Author:Colonel Sanders

“Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eating a tuna fish salad, sardines on toast or scrambled eggs is surely preferable to a Big Mac or KFC.”

Long Bigs Light Three Break Week Minutes Amount Exercise Eating Weight Fishes Coffee Eggs Three Times Salad Stretching Toasts Macs Tuna Scrambled Eggs Sardines Big Mac Kfc Coffee Break Tuna Fish

Author:Joan Collins

“Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB”

Sometimes Party Tree Buckets Christmas Tree Kfc

Author:Willie Geist

“At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*”

People Black Laughing Black People Kfc

Author:Thom Yorke

“Globalization by the way of McDonald’s and KFC has captured the hearts, the minds, and from what I can see through the window, the growing bellies of the folks here.”

Way Mind Heart I Can Growing Travel Window Folks Belly Globalization Captured Mcdonalds Kfc

Book:Bird of Paradise: How I Became Latina

Source: Bird of Paradise: How I Became Latina

“Every time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell 'Boo' out the window.”

Kids Asks Window Ask Me Vegetarian Vegan Kfc

Author:Pamela Anderson

“If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.”

People Ifs Treats Chickens Kfc Drumsticks

Author:Pamela Anderson

“Do you know that fat little guy from Seinfeld? He has become the main pitchman for KFC, Jason Alexander. And beginning in May he is going to star in the West Coast production of 'The Producers.' It's made for us. We can be slamming him as the play opens. If we do this properly, he will wish he never saw a chicken.”

Ifs Knows May Littles Made Play Guy Wish Stars Animal Saws West Productions Fats Producers Chickens Do You Know Animal Rights Coast Jason West Coast Kfc

Author:Dan Mathews

“KFC has no excuse for refusing to adopt these basic, minimal animal-welfare standards ... After two years of fruitless negotiations with the company, we're trying a more personal approach.”

Trying Years Two Animal Company Approach Standards Excuse Welfare Two Years Animal Rights Negotiation No Excuses Animal Welfare Kfc

Author:Bruce Friedrich

“MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!”

Humor Funny Chickens Mtv Kfc

Author:Lewis Black

“I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to cook for dinner. Now I prefer to get my food from KFC.”

School Used Bird Dinner Cooks Roof Donkey Huts Kfc Slingshots

Author:Wyclef Jean

“No hours, nor amount of labor, nor amount of money would deter me from giving the best that there was in me.”

Giving Hours Business Amount Labor Entrepreneur Business Success Successful Entrepreneurs Best Business Business Person Kfc

Author:Colonel Sanders

“Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.”

Girl Dating Splits Buffets My Girl Kfc

Author:Kanye West