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“I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it”

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Jimmy Carr is a British comedian known for his distinctive humor style and satirical approach. Born on September 15, 1972, Carr has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1990s. He gained recognition for his performances in television shows such as '8 Out of 10 Cats' and 'The Jimmy Carr Show', which have made him one of the most popular comedians in the UK. Carr's comedy often tackles social and political issues, resonating with audiences. more

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“I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.”

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“I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.”

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“Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.”

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“Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.”

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