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“All imperfection is easier to tolerate if served up in small doses.”
“When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.”
“When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.”
“Good things come to those who wait.”
Source: Porcelain
Source: Killosophy
“An insincere critic of a sincere person never wins.”
Source: Killosophy
“The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.”
Source: Killosophy
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
Source: The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...
Source: Poor Richard's Almanack
“A penny saved is a penny earned.”
Source: Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin: new annotated edition
“I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.”
“God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.”
“If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.”
Source: The ABC of Money: Including The Way to Wealth and The Gospel of Wealth
“Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.”
Source: The Autobiography, and Other Writings: With Selections from Poor Richard's Almanac and Papers Relating to the Junto
“The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own”
“If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?”
“Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: Minority Report
“Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.”
Source: The Collected Plays of George Bernard Shaw (Illustrated): Including Renowned Titles like Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, The Inca Of Perusalem, Macbeth Skit, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion
Source: The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Lectures, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more
“More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.”
Source: Mom Loves Me Best: (And Other Lies You Told Your Sister)
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Elizabeth von Arnim (Illustrated)
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.”
Source: The answer is baseball: a book of questions that illuminate the great game
“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
“The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.”