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“... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.”

Quote by Jack Paar

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Jack Paar was an American author, born on May 1, 1918, and passed away on January 27, 2004. His works spanned a variety of genres, including novels and non-fiction. more

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