“She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.”
Quote by Dave Barry
Work
Dave Barry Turns Forty
In this humorous memoir, Dave Barry reflects on the milestones and misadventures of turning forty, offering a unique perspective on the trials and tribulations of middle age. With his characteristic wit and sharp observations, Barry delves into the quirks of modern life, the challenges of maintaining a sense of humor, and the unexpected joys that come with aging. more
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
You May Also Like
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.”
Source: I KID YOU NOT
“The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.”
Source: I KID YOU NOT
Source: I KID YOU NOT
Source: I KID YOU NOT