“One person I do feel a little sorry for, though, is the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most important clergyman in Britain and he's only got two lousy palaces to live in. What sort of life is that for a man of God? I bet if Jesus came back, even he'd be embarrassed for him; I bet he wouldn't be able to look him in the eye.” IfsMenFeelsLooksLittlesPersonsTwoImportantEyeAbleLife IsJesusSorryBritainEmbarrassedPalacesClergymenMan Of GodCanterbury Author:Pat Condell
“The fact that a Jewish state needs to exist at all - and it does need to exist - is an indictment of all humanity, and especially the Catholic Church, whose centuries-long programme of aggressive Jew hatred has been ingrained right into the European psyche so that it takes almost nothing to bring it out.” NeedsLongDoeHas BeensStatesFactsHumanityChurchCenturyHatredCatholicJewAggressiveCatholic ChurchProgrammesIndictment Author:Pat Condell
“People keep framing this as a religious freedom issue, but there's a difference between practising your religion - which everyone has the right to do - and rubbing your religion in people's faces as a triumphalist political statement, which is what's happening here.” PeopleFacesPoliticalDifferencesReligiousIssuesHappeningsStatementsReligious FreedomFraming Author:Pat Condell
“Sharia ... is, of course, invalid because it's God's Law, and God doesn't exist.” LawCoursesSharia Author:Pat Condell
“You know, I found out recently that the word "heretic" comes from the Greek word "airetikós", meaning "able to choose" - which pretty much says it all, don't you think?” ThinkingKnowsAbleFoundGreekHeretic Author:Pat Condell
“On the other hand, and let's face it, there's always another hand, unless you're a Saudi Arabian shoplifter of course, hurt feelings can be quite traumatic. I've heard that it can take seconds, sometimes even minutes, to get over it.” SometimesFeelingsHandsFacesCoursesHurtHeardMinutesOver ItSecondsGet OverHurt FeelingsSaudisArabian Author:Pat Condell
“It does seem quite ironic to me that the very people who clearly have made no attempt to think for themselves are always the most vocal in demanding respect for their "ideas".” PeopleThinkingDoeMadeIdeasSeemsIronicVocal Author:Pat Condell
“If you're looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mekka or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.” IfsWellsChanceWiseFindingsCatholicDancingClubsGuidesCompassionateVirginsLapHumaneOrphanage Author:Pat Condell
“Well it's a gloomy, rainy old day to be here in London, but it could be worse; I could be in Saudi Arabia where men are men, and women are cattle.” MenWellsMen And WomenLondonOld DaysArabiaSaudi ArabiaSaudisGloomyCattleRainy Author:Pat Condell
“Now, the past has plenty to teach us, but I don't think it should be allowed to detain us against our will.” ThinkingShouldPastGrowthTeachPlenty Author:Pat Condell
“The best thing about religion is that it's so transparently absurd it can't possibly last forever. I'm convinced it will only take a small shift in human consciousness for it to be laughed off the planet, and I hope I'm still around when that happens.” HumansStillsHappensLastsReligionConsciousnessForeverPlanetsConvincedAbsurdBest ThingsLaughedHuman Consciousness Author:Pat Condell
“According to current birthrate projections, France will be a majority Muslim country anyway in about 50 years. I get a lot of e-mails from Americans who think that Europeans are spineless. And I think they're right.” ThinkingYearsCountryMajorityCurrentsFranceMailProjectionSpineless Author:Pat Condell
“Here in the UK, we've now got an evangelical television channel - it's the kind of thing that will be very familiar to everyone in the United States, especially if you've ever turned on your TV set on a Sunday morning, and seen one holy man after another, urging you to send money so that Jesus can buy a new cadillac. Apparently, Jesus can't save the world until he's been properly kitted out with a million-dollar mansion, and a private jet - some small print in the Gospels that we must have missed.” IfsMenWorldKindStatesJesusUnitedMorningMillionsUnited StatesTelevisionTvsHolyDollarsFamiliarSundayPrintMillion DollarsJetSave The WorldEvangelicalMansionsSunday MorningCadillacsHoly ManPrivate JetSmall Print Author:Pat Condell
“...only we don't call it 'ignorance', we call it 'faith'. What a horrible little word that is - faith - exuding as it does its fake aura of purity and virtue while fronting some of the ugliest ideas this planet has ever seen. Closing people's hearts when it should be opening them. Making them proud of things they should be ashamed of. And ashamed of things they should be proud of.” PeopleShouldHeartLittlesDoeIdeasFearVirtueAtheismIgnorancePlanetsProudRageHorribleOpeningFakePurityAshamedBe ProudClosingAuras Author:Pat Condell
“And I can see that everything about this God has been purposely designed to poison our experience of life on earth, not to enhance it, to keep us fearful, to suppress knowledge, to curtail freedom and creativity, and to celebrate death. It's nothing less than the sanctified dumbing-down of the human race. And demanding respect for it is frankly an insult that deserves to be repaid with considerable interest.” HumansHas BeensI CanEarthFearInterestRaceCreativityAtheismDeserveRageCelebrateHuman RacePoisonInsultFearfulDumbing Down Author:Pat Condell
“Religion disapproves of original thought the way Dracula does sunlight.” WayLifeInspirationalDoeInspirational LifeOriginalsSunlightOriginal Thought Author:Pat Condell
“Freedom of thought, freedom of speech, freedom of identity. This is my Holy Trinity, each one an intrinsic aspect of my god: Freedom, the Holiest of Holies. Yes it bloody well is. It is absolutely sacred and inviolable, beyond any negotiation or compromise, now and forever. Amen.” WellsForeverIdentityHolySpeechAspectSacredCompromiseFreedom Of SpeechBloodyNegotiationFreedom Of ThoughtAmenTrinityHoly Trinity Author:Pat Condell
“This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice?” IfsWantHomeGuyWaterWalksTalkingWonderPracticeBedProphetSheetsThis GuyPartingDressed UpBathtubsBed Sheets Author:Pat Condell
“Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.” PeopleBitsReligiousBunchYellowBananasClose Minded Author:Pat Condell
“What is the difference between a Doctor of Medicine and a Doctor of Theology? One prescribes drugs, while the other might as well be on drugs.” WellsMightDifferencesDrugDoctorsMedicineTheology Author:Pat Condell
“But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you with a flap of skin for the purpose.” IfsSeemsFacesPurposeSkinsOver YouYour Face Author:Pat Condell
“Use their tactics if you feel strongly enough. Make a nuisance of yourself. Make an official complaint. Take it to a tribunal. As an atheist youre part of a minority whose beliefs are constantly ignored and marginalised while religious prejudice is pandered to and encouraged, and you have every right to be offended by that... Remember, one person on their own cant do much, but a million people each doing a little every day can change things very quickly.” PeopleIfsFeelsLittlesPersonsEnoughUseRememberBeliefReligiousMillionsPrejudiceAtheistOfficialsMinoritiesIgnoredComplaintsOffendedTacticsCantNuisanceTribunalsReligious Prejudice Author:Pat Condell
“Q: Prove God doesn’t exist. A: That’s a tough one. Show me how it’s done by proving Zeus and Apollo don’t exist, and I’ll use your method.” DoneUseShowsProveToughMethodShow MeApolloZeus Author:Pat Condell
“Nobody should be compelled to respect an ideology that doesn’t respect them.” ShouldIdeologyCompelled Author:Pat Condell
“We know they have nothing to do with Islam because our politicians keep telling us that, and they are all Islamic scholars. (They are, aren't they?) Yes, the violence is coming exclusively from Muslims, but only because their religion (the one that has nothing to do with Islam) tells them to kill unbelievers, meaning people who don't follow the religion with a knife to our throat that has nothing to do with Islam.” PeopleKnowsViolencePoliticianIslamIslamicThroatKnivesScholarUnbelievers Author:Pat Condell
