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“One person I do feel a little sorry for, though, is the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most important clergyman in Britain and he's only got two lousy palaces to live in. What sort of life is that for a man of God? I bet if Jesus came back, even he'd be embarrassed for him; I bet he wouldn't be able to look him in the eye.”

Quote by Pat Condell

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Pat Condell is a British writer born on November 23, 1949. Known for his sharp political satire and humorous style, Condell's work primarily revolves around social and political issues. more

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