“One person I do feel a little sorry for, though, is the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most important clergyman in Britain and he's only got two lousy palaces to live in. What sort of life is that for a man of God? I bet if Jesus came back, even he'd be embarrassed for him; I bet he wouldn't be able to look him in the eye.” IfsMenFeelsLooksLittlesPersonsTwoImportantEyeAbleLife IsJesusSorryBritainEmbarrassedPalacesClergymenMan Of GodCanterbury Author:Pat Condell
“If you're looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mekka or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.” IfsWellsChanceWiseFindingsCatholicDancingClubsGuidesCompassionateVirginsLapHumaneOrphanage Author:Pat Condell
“Here in the UK, we've now got an evangelical television channel - it's the kind of thing that will be very familiar to everyone in the United States, especially if you've ever turned on your TV set on a Sunday morning, and seen one holy man after another, urging you to send money so that Jesus can buy a new cadillac. Apparently, Jesus can't save the world until he's been properly kitted out with a million-dollar mansion, and a private jet - some small print in the Gospels that we must have missed.” IfsMenWorldKindStatesJesusUnitedMorningMillionsUnited StatesTelevisionTvsHolyDollarsFamiliarSundayPrintMillion DollarsJetSave The WorldEvangelicalMansionsSunday MorningCadillacsHoly ManPrivate JetSmall Print Author:Pat Condell
“This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice?” IfsWantHomeGuyWaterWalksTalkingWonderPracticeBedProphetSheetsThis GuyPartingDressed UpBathtubsBed Sheets Author:Pat Condell
“But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you with a flap of skin for the purpose.” IfsSeemsFacesPurposeSkinsOver YouYour Face Author:Pat Condell
“Use their tactics if you feel strongly enough. Make a nuisance of yourself. Make an official complaint. Take it to a tribunal. As an atheist youre part of a minority whose beliefs are constantly ignored and marginalised while religious prejudice is pandered to and encouraged, and you have every right to be offended by that... Remember, one person on their own cant do much, but a million people each doing a little every day can change things very quickly.” PeopleIfsFeelsLittlesPersonsEnoughUseRememberBeliefReligiousMillionsPrejudiceAtheistOfficialsMinoritiesIgnoredComplaintsOffendedTacticsCantNuisanceTribunalsReligious Prejudice Author:Pat Condell
