“Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.” IfsSeaBasketballBoatStationsNbaTicketsJerseyCables Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.” EnoughProblemKidsFunStuffYouthBasketballProgramMy FamilyStriveThese DaysGermanyNbaFun Stuff Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.” FeltPresidentWifeBasketballMy WifeNbaRollingRolling Up Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.” TwoGuySidesPlanetsMoonBasketballOppositesLike MeNbaThis GuyPupils Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.” WritingTryingYearsEndsNextBoysBasketballCoachesNbaNext YearDolphinsMy Boys Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.” MeanBigsBasketballNbaJetCharter Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.” KnowsWantHandsLetting GoBasketballAssNbaSuingRubens Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“He's got a ring, so I'm taking home the trophy.” HomeBasketballRingsNbaTrophies Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.” KnowsMenKnow HowBasketballNba Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn't have fell. How he got on the ground, I don't know. He's clumsy. Quote me on that. I'm going to get him.” IfsKnowsPlayBasketballMouthsAssNbaChicagoClumsy Author:Shaquille O'Neal