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“I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.”

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

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Fran Lebowitz is an American author known for her humorous and satirical writing style. Her works cover a variety of topics, including urban life, cultural commentary, and women's experiences. Born on October 27, 1950, Lebowitz's works include 'Social Studies' and 'City Life', among others. more

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