“Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.”
Book:Modern manners
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Modern manners
This book offers insights and advice on proper behavior in various social situations, focusing on modern etiquette and social norms. more
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P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more
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“People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.”
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