“Bad circumstances have a way of ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant.” Quote by Daniel Handler
“There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.” WorldDifficultSecretThis WorldDifficult Things Author:Daniel Handler
“Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead.” IfsPersonsRoomsExceptionPretendingPoliteKnocking Author:Daniel Handler
“Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.” ShouldDoneMothsAnnouncing Author:Daniel Handler
“Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.” TwoSometimesMomentsUnfortunate Author:Daniel Handler
“Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.” TurnsCheesecake Author:Daniel Handler
“The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing that will happen to you.” Has BeensMightHappensSpending Author:Daniel Handler
“There are some who go through life with a shadow hanging over them, particularly if they live in a building which has long wide awnings.” IfsLongBuildingShadowWide Author:Daniel Handler
“Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.” SometimesLyingRidiculous Author:Daniel Handler