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“I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.”

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Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard, born on June 6, 1955, is an American comedian, writer, and singer. Known for her unique sense of humor and performing talent, she has gained fame through roles in television, film, and stage productions. Bernhard's work often involves social commentary, gender politics, and popular culture. more

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