“We read on the foreheads of those who are surrounded by a foolish luxury, that fortune sells what she is thought to give.” Quote by Jean de La Fontaine
“The Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued reams of playground regulations and actually gone so far as to recommend against "tripping hazards, like tree stumps and rocks." Maybe we should just bulldoze the local parks and put in a couple of blobs... made of plastic.” ShouldMadeNatureGoneTreeRocksProductsCoupleSafetyLocalsConsumersParksRegulationPlasticHazardsPlaygroundsStumpsTripping Author:Lenore Skenazy
“I wanna smash the faces of those beautiful boys, those Christian boys.” ChristianBeautifulFacesBoys Author:Tori Amos
“I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.” WantLittlesHolesPrincessGumTroll Author:Frank Zappa
“It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.” SongChurchReligiousBurnedChoir Author:Alice Cooper
“Call you up in the middle of the night. It's awful hard trying to make love long distance, but I really need stimulation.” NeedsTryingLongHardNightMiddleDistanceAwfulMaking LoveMasturbationLong DistanceMiddle Of The NightStimulationLong Distance Love Author:Billy Joel
“Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.” StillsHandsLordBoysMasturbationDisco Author:Frank Zappa
“I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself.” I CanHelpingImagineTouchingMasturbationThoughts Of YouPrivate Parts Author:Toni Braxton
“I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.” MadeMasturbation Author:Gary B.B. Coleman