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“So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?”

Quote by Frank Skinner

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Frank Skinner is a British comedian known for his distinctive humor style and witty performances. Born on January 28, 1957, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s. Skinner's comedy works often tackle social and political issues, attracting a wide audience with his insightful observations and humorous take on life. more

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