“Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians.” IdeasComedianMagician Author:Andrew Mayne
“Spare no expense on the stuff that matters.” MatterStuffExpensesSparesStuff That Matters Author:Andrew Mayne
“Social awkwardness is not a sin, in defense of liberty.” SocialSinLibertyDefenseAwkwardnessSocial Awkwardness Author:Matt Kibbe
“The only way we will ever reduce the debt and balance the budget is if America beats Washington and tea party activists take over this process.” IfsWayAmericaProcessPartyBalanceBeatsDebtTeaBudgetsActivistTea Party Author:Matt Kibbe
“Sometimes you have to beat the Republicans before you beat the Democrats.” SometimesRepublicanBeatsDemocrat Author:Matt Kibbe
“Let us be clear about one thing: The tea party movement is not seeking a junior partnership with the Republican Party, but a hostile takeover of it.” PartyClearOne ThingMovementRepublicanSeekingTeaPartnershipRepublican PartyHostileJuniorsTea PartyTakeoversTea Party Movement Author:Matt Kibbe
“All night, my face next to your mouth, I hold my breath, listening to yours.” FacesNightNextListeningMouthsBreathsAll Night Book:The Terrorist at My Table Source: The Terrorist at My Table