“Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!” Quote by Adam Sandler
“When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.” KidsSchoolParentStaring Author:Adam Sandler
“When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.” TwoSometimesWeekTake MeGigsTwo Weeks Author:Adam Sandler
“When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.” KidsAudienceLaughingNiceTearsNice Things Author:Adam Sandler
“I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.” PeopleKnowsTryingWellsKindMadeHardReasonStuffSecretLaughingGrowing UpGrowingHard WorkMaking People LaughTrying Hard Author:Adam Sandler
“You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.” PeopleIfsKnowsSleepTvsGoes OnGayHollywoodAshamedWhispering Author:Adam Sandler
“At the solemn moment of death, every man, even when death is sudden, sees the whole of his past life marshalled before him, in its minutest details. For one short instant the personal becomes one with the individual and all-knowing ego. But this instant is enough to show to him the whole chain of causes which have been at work during his life.” MenHas BeensEnoughWholeMomentsShowsPastIndividualCausesKnowingEgoDetailsEvery ManChainsInstantSolemnPast Life Book:Death and After? Source: Death and After?
“I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.” SaidFatherFourDrivingGrandfatherMy GrandfatherMoron Author:Adam Sandler
“In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.” MenFeelsFeelingsAliveWifeOne DayMy WifeLove Of My LifeI Love My LifeFeeling Great Author:Adam Sandler
“My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.” ThinkingWorldKindCarePayAttentionWorryToo MuchPay AttentionBuddySneak Author:Adam Sandler
“The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.” IfsKnowsImportantProblemComedyDadMarriedMy DadGetting Married Author:Adam Sandler