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“The world is your oyster when you are successful. That was when I was getting scripts. I was planning for this. I like this business. Parts of it I love, and I didn't want it to just end. The further you get away from your success, the less your phone rings. The next thing you know, it's 20 years later and you're in a mall going, "Remember when Al and I used to do something like this.”

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Tim Allen, born on June 13, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his distinctive humor style and witty lines, he has starred in several television shows, including 'Home Improvement' and 'Last Man Standing'. Allen's comedic talent has made him a significant figure in the American television and film industry. more

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