“My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?”
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Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more
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