“Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.” ReadingCitiesFootballEatingSittingSushiChilled Author:Joey Barton
“I sent my Christmas wishes to him, but he didn't answer. He's the world's best coach, but as a man he still has to learn manners and respect.” MenWorldStillsWishAnswersFootballCoachesMannersChristmas WishesBest Coaches Author:Mario Balotelli
“Mancini is lucky. He has an owner [Sheikh Mansour] who speaks little and asks only: "What do you need?"” NeedsLittlesAsksSpeakFootballLuckyOwners Author:Mario Balotelli
“Did you hear charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, love.” MorningFootballComplainingSexismCharmingFavourBrady Author:Richard Keys
“Phew am exhausted. Just read about something called "the offside rule". Too much for my tiny brain. Must be damaged from nail polish fumes.” BrainToo MuchFootballTinyNailsExhaustedPolishNail Polish Author:Kelly Cates
“When Andy Carroll first appeared on the scene he was a tall skinny kid and his coordination was all over the place. He reminded me of a giraffe.” FirstsKidsFootballSceneTallSkinnyCoordinationGiraffe Author:Glenn Roeder
“When we found out Blackburn's owners wanted us to do a chicken advert for Venky's, we didn't really know what to think. I had to pretend to love it, but the truth is, one bite and my stomach was in knots.” ThinkingKnowsWantedFoundFootballTruth IsOwnersChickensStomachBitesKnotsAdverts Author:Michel Salgado