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“My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.”

Quote by Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler is an accomplished American comedian known for her sharp wit and humor. Born on August 18, 1952, she gained prominence in the 1980s through television and comedy club performances. Boosler's unique style and insightful observations have won her a dedicated following, with her work spanning social, political, and personal themes. more

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“Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.”

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“Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have bullfighting.”

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“Hard, withering toil only can achieve a name; and long days and months and years must be passed in the chase of that bubble, reputation, which, when once grasped, breaks in your eager clutch into a hundred lesser bubbles, that soar above you still.”

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“I'm really proud of 'Bright Lights' because I was still in the mind frame of my first album when I was putting it together, but next time I want to display something different. I don't want to be as young, immature and all about boys!”

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“I've watched and learnt from DJs and remixers and paid way more attention to how I want my voice to sound. Before, as long as it was loud and in tune it was fine. I've discovered the difference made by various microphones and effects, so each track has a different vocal sound, my voice is woven into everything and it's above everything.”

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