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“Ewww gross! I can't believe you thought I'd copulate with him." I cringe. "Please don't ever use that word again." "Copulate? What's wrong with it?" I make a face at her. "Nothing, just... never say it again in my presence." "What about fornicate?" Ugh , this is why I don't want kids. Was I this annoying as a teenager? "No." "Coitus?" "No." "Intercourse?" I glower at her. "It's fucking. Making love if you're into that wishy-washy bullshit, and sex if it's meaningless. No other terms." "Not even boinking?” — Marie Mistry
Ewww gross! I can't believe you thought I'd copulate with him."
I cringe. "Please don't ever use that word again."
"Copulate? What's wrong with it?" I make a face at her.
"Nothing, just... never say it again in my presence."
"What about fornicate?"
Ugh , this is why I don't want kids. Was I this annoying as a teenager? "No."
"Coitus?"
"No."
"Intercourse?"
I glower at her. "It's fucking. Making love if you're into that wishy-washy bullshit, and sex if it's meaningless. No other terms."
"Not even boinking?