“The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.” MenCommonHairMen And WomenGenderUnhappyStrongest Author:Linda Sunshine
“After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.” MenStuffCleaningHousework Author:Linda Sunshine
“I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'” KnowsLittlesSaidVillageDo You KnowMiceMickeyBaliSmall Villages Author:Matt Groening
“Our mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn't fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.” GivingFirstsMomentsMotherBornMomFitMajorsGifts Of LifeHassle Author:Linda Sunshine
“Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.” NextFunSexWeightNext DayHangoverGaining Weight Author:Linda Sunshine
“Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.” ThinkingWaySaidParentObjectsLike YouFemaleWorkersThumbsThink Of YouHarassmentLike HerCo Worker Author:Linda Sunshine
“every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.” PastFitCompetitionEnvyGenesSiblingRivalryPast Present Author:Linda Sunshine
“Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.” ChildrenHardEnoughSchoolFormLonelyTiesDesperateSibling Author:Linda Sunshine
“There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.” PeopleWorldReasonThreeRoomsTravelVery GoodMeeting New PeopleRoom Service Author:Linda Sunshine