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“I once had a man break up with me. He said I was using him because right after making love I would weigh myself.”

Quote by Emily Levine

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Emily Levine is a renowned humorist known for her unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary. Her work often addresses themes of gender, politics, and culture, using humor to provoke thought and reflection among her audience. more

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