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“Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.”

Quote by Lisa Lampanelli

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Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli, born in July 1961, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for her sharp humor and insightful social commentary, she often addresses societal, political, and personal topics in her performances. Lampanelli has a wealth of experience in the comedy industry, has won multiple awards, and has appeared on numerous television and radio programs. more

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