“I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.”
Quote by Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman, born Richard Allen Feldman, is an American singer, writer, and comedian. Known for his unique humorous style and satirical lyrics, he often addresses political and social issues. Born on November 1, 1944, Friedman's musical and performance career has been characterized by various roles and projects. more
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