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“I'm a kid from Minnesota. I like seeing movie stars! So I'm there at The ivy, I've got my shrimp, Eddie Murphy comes in with his gang. I said to the waiter, as any good Midwestern boy would, "Hey, put Eddie's check on my American Express card, but don't tell him that I did it 'til I'm gone." Next day I got a call from manager who said, "Eddie's doing a movie, he was very impressed that you bought him lunch." So remember: sometimes buying people lunch can really work out well for you.”

Quote by Louie Anderson

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Louie Anderson is an American comedian, writer, and television personality known for his autobiographical comedy and unique sense of humor. He gained fame with his television series 'The Louie Anderson Show', which was based on his childhood experiences. Anderson achieved significant success in the 1980s and 1990s in the television and comedy industry, and has been recognized with multiple awards for his exceptional comedic talent. more

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