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“The question is the primary form of communication for little kids.”

Quote by Jim Gaffigan

Book:Dad Is Fat

Work

This book offers a candid and often laugh-out-loud account of the author's experiences as a father, addressing the unique trials and tribulations of parenting with a humorous twist. The author shares personal anecdotes and observations that resonate with many new dads, providing both comic relief and insightful commentary on the journey of fatherhood. more

Author

Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more

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